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Jude Law's better looking brother is here- you down?

The universe owes me this: a beautiful, vivacious vegan vixen who's high on life but has hit a plateau of emotional, intellectual and sexual mediocrity, and may, like me, be trapped in a stagnant marriage with a perpetually ascerbic and contrarian omnivore. I MAKE NO APOLOGIES for wanting an affair: an island of intoxicating, loving bliss with a likeminded VEGAN female between 35 and 55. I'm an Englishman (so if you don't like British accents, don't bother????) wildly attractive and (hubris aside) very much a package- fit, vegan and passionate. A photo gets a photo. I know this ad will yield me someone who proves to be an utter angel. An angel that likes being spanked.

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